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The Essential Shirley Brahms

With that curious mix of naiveté and wit, Shirley always seems to be able to cut to the heart of the matter -- regardless of how odd or funny it might sound to someone else.

"I'm looking for Dallas and all I'm getting is Coronation Street."
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"Wouldn't it better if he shouted up her skirt?"
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"Isn't it amazing how freedom from poverty brings [out] the best in people?"
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"If your brains was dynamite, you still wouldn't 'ave enough to blow your ears off."
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"You have to have two or they won't wobble."
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"I came top at school in joined-up handwriting."
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"My tail's come off. Would you put it on for me?"
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"Look, you do your thing your way, and I'll do my thing my way."
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"I never wear anything in bed. I don't like rough things next to my skin."
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"Oooh, you know, I wish I'd put on thicker knickers this morning."
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"'Ang on a minute; I'm not bleedin' Cinderella!"
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"May I say what a pleasure it is having your son on the floor?"
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